A Delhi-based couple has decided to invite people to their wedding with their hatke invitations and it’s going viral on Twitter.

Marriage is a union of two people, who begin a new lease of life by taking vows and making their way into a beautiful commitment! To celebrate the unison, an extravagant affair is planned that last for almost a week. And when it comes to Indian weddings, people sometimes go the extra mile to make their D-day memorable. A Delhi-based couple is the latest addition to the list, who decided to invite people to their wedding with their hatke invitations.

Twitter handle, @Stuprous_doctor, a short while ago tweeted the images of a trendy wedding invite, said to be that of Suresh Kumar and Vidhya Priyanka BD, and Twitterati just lost it. Molded in the form of an iPhone, allegedly created by Kumar’s cousin, the invites is generating a hype for its interesting design. In accordance to a BuzzFeed report, Kumar said that despite the fact that theirs was an arranged marriage, it was speedy to bloom into love and they wanted to publicize their big decision in a “weird, quirky way” to the world.

‘John’ is 60, divorced, and gets paid to have s3x with prostitutes. Well, “more often than not it’s just a handjob” he says.

He is one of several private investigators being hired in Australia as ‘brothel busters’, who pose as regular customers in order to unearth illegal s3x work.

“I’m pretty sure plenty of fellas would be a bit envious of how I’m earning a bit of pocket money from time to time,” he told news.com.au, replying when asked whether it was a good retirement gig: “Oh, most definitely.”

His job is necessary because authorities have little power to access premises without a court order, making it difficult to bust the brothels posing as massage parlours that are ubiquitous in New South Wales.

John can provide them with highly graphic detail about the services on offer however, filing reports that can run for up to three pages and include dates, times, people, places, who, what, when, where and how much.

“It’s a document that will be used in court, so it has to be pretty detailed and very accurate. It’s not something you can waddle off in a couple of minutes,” he said.

More often than not, he claims, the parlours are fronts.

“If you looked hard enough, you might be able to find a massage parlour that doesn’t offer s3xual services,” he said. “In my experience there have only been three premises where I have gone in and not been offered that service some time during the course of the treatment.”

John notes that while some offer intercourse which he obligingly accepts, “more often than not it’s just a handjob. They just want to get it over and done with and get the next one in.”

Lachlan Jarvis, managing director of private investigation firm Lyonswood, is in charge of hiring undercover s3x investigators.

“We prefer people who are single, and obviously they have to be willing to undertake s3xual activity,” he told news.com.au.

A video shot at the European Organisation for Nuclear Research, CERN, showing a group of cloaked people making a human sacrifice standing in front of a Shiva statue, goes viral. Spokesperson of the organisation said that it is a work of fiction and that an investigation has been launched.

A mysterious footage showing people wearing black robes making a human sacrifice in front of a Shiva statue at the CERN (Europen Organisation for Nuclear Research) campus was posted on YouTube a week ago and has been driving people nuts.

CERN, Geneva, operates the largest particle physics laboratory in the world and its main function is to provide infrastructure needed for high-capacity physics research.

While many say that the video seems fake and the incident staged, it has been confirmed that the video was shot at the CERN campus. The Shiva statue at CERN, in his Nataraja pose, Shiva’s form as the cosmic dancer, is quite famous. Here are a couple of photos of the statue.

It is believed that these cloaked figures are CERN researchers performing a ‘satanic human sacrifice’ at the Large Hadron Collider. The girl wearing white seems to be willingly being a part of the whole thing. One of the black rob-clad fellows (wearing sneakers), stabs the girl right on her chest.

Now here’s a longer video of the same incident:

https://youtu.be/BdrPR_9g9s0

A CERN spokesperson told the Mirror, “This video is a work of fiction. CERN fills up with visitors over summer, with users from across the world who come to CERN as part of their work, and some of whom occasionally let their sense of humour go too far. That is what has happened on this occasion. CERN does not condone this kind of spoof.”

But the video above tells us why it is hard to believe that people seen in the video are outsiders. CERN is a highly protected, restricted area with many security gates and CCTV cameras installed.

‘Richie from Boston’ who uploaded the footage to YouTube wrote, “So it turns out the origin of the video posted for the sacrifice at CERN has been found – the problem is, the man is dead. Now hoax or no hoax, let me remind you all we have seen this before and we know all that expose this evil are killed or made to disappear.”

Another mysterious piece of information is that of the man who was filming the incident. Despite him freaked out seeing the supposed sacrifice, his reflection on the windowpane shows that he wore a cloak similar to the ones worn by those performing the ritual.See here